Sunday, January 22, 2012

Train Mai Aik Husband Apni Wife Say Sms Jokes Funny


    Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
    tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
    dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
    samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
    `
    Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
    Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
    `
    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan……
    `
    Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
    Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
    maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
    bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
    `
    Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
    Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
    Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
    Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
    `
    Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
    Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
    Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
    Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

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